Between The Lines

Sometimes reading the fine-print is worth it. The warranty info on my latest pair of headphones amused me greatly.



LIMITED LIFETIME PRODUCT WARRANTY
Skullcandy is proud to proved the best product warranty in the industry. If this product should fail in your lifetime, we will replace it at no charge. If the product is damaged by aggressive music listeners sliding a rail, sliding down the emergency ramp of your aircraft, slammed into your locker, slammed in your car door, run over by a car, running into a wall, getting run out of town, mountain biking, road biking, sky diving, beating your boyfriend unmercifully, getting beat down by the man, blown up in an accidental experimentation with flammable substances, or damaged in any other every day experience, it means you are living your life the way we want our product used! In these, or any other damaging events, we will replace the product for a 50% discount from retail.
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Rest In Peace, Ashly.