Thursday, May 25, 2006

Does this count as a rant? I think so.

You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realize it till it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say "Thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up

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Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy!" or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not saying I woulndn't like those either...
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT


Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes and say "I love you"

....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance.

2 Comments:

At 8:54 p.m., Blogger SEASE said...

Leave it to Thomas to ruin a completely harmless post. What the hell crawled up your ass this morning Thomas? Drop dead. I'm not going to apologise for the fact that I can express myself better in words than you'll ever be able to with your mouth, or your boney-ass fingers. (Take that as you will...) Not only did make an ass of yourself, you spent the majority of the time insulting yourself. If you're that desperate to be put down, save yourself the pain of thinking and let me do it for you...Perhaps I'll actually be humourous. Go to Hell Thomas, I've given up on you...I'm sure the rest will follow soon, and then where will that leave you? Will you crawl back to us pleading to repent? If you do, I'd like nothing more than to laugh and walk away.

Peaceful non-aquiesence is the best form of resistance...haven't you ever listened to Gandhi? I have no intentions to lay a finger on you...why can't you get that through your thick head? Smarten up, maybe then you'll get some positive attention.

By The Way, don't even think about making a smart comment about getting positive attention from Kaite...I've heard it all before.

 
At 4:59 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know which is freakier, the fact i dream this about myself of the fact that you will get sick amusement out of it you freaky people. Society is so fucked up,
- el twigg


twigg didnt u get sick amusement out of sticking around when we told u to get lost? i think ur fucked up stop blaming society
-peter cottontail

 

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