Scary, Isn't It?

> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
> name and generic name. For example, the trade name
> of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
> Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name
> for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
> government experts, it recently announced that it
> has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
> Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
> Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will
> soon be available in liquid form, and will be
> marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
> for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a
> man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously
> we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
> gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
> "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
> drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
> name of: MOUNT & DO.
> Thought for the day: There is more money being
> spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
> Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
> should be a large elderly population with perky
> boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
> recollection of what to do with them.