Monday, August 28, 2006

Please Excuse Me...

Everybody Up!

Here I am again...Trespassing. What, you may ask, am I committing such a crime upon? Your mind.

"They say graffiti frightens people and is symbolic of the decline in society, but graffiti is only dangerous in the minds of three types of people: Politicians, Advertising Executives, and Graffiti Writers."

Too true...Politicians expect their ratings to improve when the speak of smashing the vandals that roam their countries, counties and cities. Advertising Executives dislike graffiti because it often covers up the product that they worked oh so hard to produce and get known. And graffiti writers...Well, I don't think I need to say much about that. But really, what is the difference between graffiti and advertising? Aside from the amount of money that gets put into them...almost nothing. So then why is it that Wal-Mart throws a fit when someone puts a few letters on the side of their building without their permission, but they jump at the chance to put up a new billboard or TV Commercial? Their advertisements allow them to get noticed. My advertisements allow me to get noticed.

Personally. Graffiti is a way for me to strike back at the massive amounts of advertisement that is shoved my way every day. Thousands of advertisements are plastered on the sides of buses...So then why is it that I'm not allowed to paint my name on the side of a freight train? They never asked my permission, so don't even bother starting to ask theirs. I never had a say in where their ads were placed...so I'm not going to give anyone a say in where I place mine.

(C) 2006 SEASE Productions. All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified. (Thanks Banksy!) |V|A|N|D|A|L|I|S|M| - My Anti-Drug!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Eminent Domain - Smashing Glass Houses.

Everybody Up!

The Act and the Aftermath...

The Act. Before you even notice, it's already over. Sessions feel like they drag on for ages, but the truth of the matter is that it only takes a few minutes. Not only that, but to be honest...it's nothing. In a sea of concrete and steel, the Act disappears. Cars drown out the click of the mix, and the hiss of the application is lost amongst the sounds of feet crunching on gravel. It's almost as though it simply appears...No traces, no witnesses, just stealthy silence.

The Aftermath. This is where the trip takes a sharp turn turn in the opposite direction. The Aftermath causes quite a commotion. Emotions, Words, Sights...the list goes on and on. Store Managers get angry because security isn't tight enough. Labourers complain because they're forced to stand in the hot sun on a ladder with a bucket of grey to splatter on the wall in front of them. Customers are faced with the eyesore of an ugly square of mis-matched paint. Last, but not least, the ghostwriter is forced to admit defeat once again as the piece is effectively destroyed just like it's predecessor.

Such is the life of a "Throwie". Whether it burns or not is irrelevant...It will eventually get buffed like the rest. And so, I will continue to create more. SEASE: Coming to a wall near you. Bless and Destroy Private and Public Property. I just can't resist blank walls.

(C) 2006 SEASE Productions. All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified.
|V|A|N|D|A|L|I|S|M| - My Anti-Drug...

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Bless + Destroy

Everybody Up!

Perhaps I wrote my rant about how much I hate flying a tad too soon...Now I'd have a LOT more to complain about. Damn.

A friend and I were discussing the recent bomb plot that was stopped just days before execution in Heathrowe Airport, London. The whole thing stinks. I'm no conspiracy theory lover, and I'm not trying to insinuate that it has a bigger purpose or that there were any government backings...but think about it. It is rather timely. Bush's rating polls have dropped like a brick from the CN Tower (or the Empire State Building for my non-cultured American readers), so he needs to garner more support for himself and his groupies. Yes, he cannot be re-elected. Yes, they are trying to get brotha Jeb to run. And yes, even if Jeb doesn't run...it's still best for Bush to try and gain support for his party. I'm no Political scientist, but I did take 6th Grade Civics. (What's the President's Cabinet?) Even if a member of his family doesn't run, the Republican party will most likely follow the same platform basis. And therefore, the "Global War On Terror" will almost assuredly be on the slate. The sudden arrests of alleged terrorists that planned to execute a plot that "would rival that of Sept. 11th in destruction and chaos" (as the local newspaper put it) at the very last minute looks great. Not only that, but it scares the public shitless. Now people are freaking out like chickens with their heads cut off. Everybody is afraid for their lives...which makes Mr. George "The Protector" Bush appealing once again because he's a leader that is willing to take on the very thing that scares them the most. Terrorism. In fact, even here in Canada I've overheard a man saying something along the lines of "It's a good thing Bush has all his assets focusing on stopping these freaks. Otherwise we might all be dead!" It made me want to puke, then punch the aforementioned idiot.
On top of all this, a lot of people...Americans in particular...have been getting all nostalgic and therefore sentimental with this bloody "World Trade Center" movie. Not only can the not spell Centre correctly, but we DON'T NEED TO SEE A GOD-DAMN MOVIE ABOUT IT! We all lived through it AND the aftermath ONCE, we don't need a tearjerker rescue flick about it...even if it has Nick Cage in it.
So...after forming, then ranting about this idea, we got onto the topic of "Freedom". Because of all this paranoia, people are no longer allowed to take liquids, gels or things of the like onto flights. In fact, all flights arriving at and departing London-Heathrowe aren't allowed to have carry-on luggage. You're not even allowed a book. All you can have is your passports and boarding passes...in a clear-plastic bag. It's ridiculous. The idea is to treat all people flying as if they're criminals. It's like strip-searching a person who wants to visit someone who's out on bail...It's bloody ridiculous. I know the idea is to screen 100% of people so as to catch any would-be terrorists...But think about it. That's just for airplanes. The only reason it's like that is because the Sept. 11th involved airplanes. But look, people freaked out after the London Underground bombing, but there's absolutely NO security on subway systems. Hell, half the time I ride the local subway system I don't even buy a ticket. That's how lax the security is for things like that. Do we screen every single automobile parked on the street after a car-bomb goes off in Iraq? No. Do we put up metal detectors inside buses to make sure that there are no more London Bus-type bombings? No. Do we wave everyone down with magnetic wands when they enter the mail-office to prevent anymore mail-office hostage situations? No! There are inumerable ways to enact terrorist plots...but do we make it harder for people to do things like that? No. You know why? Because if we did, it would "restrict the God-given freedoms that people in North America enjoy". Oh really...Well what about the lady in the airport that nearly made me take off my pants because the little gromets that attach the corners of the pockets were making her magnetic-wand beep even after I'd emptied everything in my pocket? What about the guy who patted me down (or felt me up...depends on how you want to see it...)because he didn't believe me when I said I didn't have anything else in my pockets? Is that not restricting my freedoms? For example...Freedom from having a grossly overweight man in his late 40's grope my legs and feel up my crotch...which is nowhere NEAR my pockets.
If we employed the same measures on other methods of transportation and things of the like...it would essentially be a state of martial law. Which goes against the idea of Democracy, of Freedom. Well, my friend told me something today. He grew up with his father in Chicago. He also told me that his father is cheaper than a free airline ticket (pardon the pun), and therefore...they lived in the slums. He motioned to the world around us and said to me: "This...this is not freedom. This is an illusion, a capitalist utopia that is furnished to keep people buying and selling so that they are entertained. This is not freedom. You want to know where I saw real freedom? The Ghetto. In the slums of Chicago, especially the latino section...it's what a lot of people would call Hell. Poor, Run-down, Grimy...and because of that, people are aggressive. Therefore, you could do whatever you want...and nobody would care. It was every man for himself. You could shoot, you could kill someone, you could burn a car...Hell, you could stack tires 7 feet in the air and burn them until they were 4 inches off the fuckin' ground, and nobody would do a fuckin' thing. That, my friend, is true freedom. I guess what some people would call Anarchy. It's not pleasant...no, it's nothing admirable...but it's honest-to-God freedom. No illusion."
If you think that my friend is lying. If you think that he's just trying to play a Gangsta...you're wrong. He may not be black. He may not have been shot 9 times. He may not have come from the bottom of bottoms to the top of the pops. But he's been there. He's seen it. You'd best believe it.

This goes along with my rant about peace. Nobody will really understand it in it's entirety, except me and Chris (AKA DJ Dice)...because we were there talking about it. I just want people to think outside the octagon. (ToTO) Now, it's rather late. I think I'll catch up on some well-deserved sleep.

(C) 2006 Sean Slater. (Thanks Chris!) All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified. SEASE Productions. Just remember...Nothing is permanent. Not even KRink...

Friday, August 04, 2006

Ultima Ratio: Serenity's Cast

Have you ever thought about exactly what it is we're supposed to be upholding? It's been 60 years since the last war, and all of us have been able to live our lives without being touched by war. Peace. This peace that we're supposed to be upholding, what do we actually mean by peace in this age, and in this society? The total war we fought, and the losses that we all suffered at it's hands. The Cold War, involving nuclear deterrence and proxy wars around the globe. Even today, half the world is engaged in civil war, ethnic clashes, armed conflicts. These countless wars are what made up and sustained our economic prosperity...it's bloodstained. That's the true nature of our peace. It's an unscrupulous peace based on fear of war. An unjust peace where we look away from foreign wars, in which others pay the price for our peace. I can hear them now. They say: "It may be a peace that reeks of gunpowder, but we must still uphold it." They'd much rather settle for an unjust peace than a just war. I can understand that they would loathe just wars. Proponents of just wars have mostly been just scoundrels. History is filled to the brim with people who were taken in by them, and then taken advantage of. But we also know this: The line that separates a just war from an unjust peace isn't a very clear one. Ever since hypocrites have made peace their just cause, we have lost faith in that peace. Just as war brings about peace...peace brings about war. A peace that is empty and lacks substance, will eventually be filled in by a actual state of war. Has that thought ever crossed your mind? We reap the benefits of war, but distance ourselves from it with a television screen...forgetting that we're still in the same battleground. No...we only pretend to forget. Such denial, invites great punishment in the end. I hear them again, they ask: "What punishment? Who's going to punish us? God?"
In this society, everyone is like a God. You don't have to move an inch to see images far removed, or to touch things that aren't there, and access other realities that are there. It's just that these Gods don't do anything. If the "Gods" won't do it, then the people will. Sooner or later we'll find out, that is...If we can't catch up to him in time.

(C) 2006 Sean Slater. (Arigatou Goziemashita Oshii-Sama.) All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified. Patlabor 2 - SEASE Productions. (With help from Production I.G.)

Beauty In The Breakdown...

Everybody Up!

Here are some more ideas to knock off.
It seems the older I get, the less and less I enjoy flying. Not to sound like my father but it's true. When I was little, we'd fly out to visit my relatives on the coast...and I'd be so excited. I was thrilled by the smell of airports, the bustling masses of people, the weight of gravity and acceleration crushing my torso into the seat. I was one hell of a strange child...

Now I can't stand any of it. I'm not gregarious like that. The smell wrenches my gut, and if I want to feel acceleration...I'll grab the car floor the gas pedal, and shift at the 8000 RPM Redline...not the same, but it feels nicer.

Personally, I'd much rather drive anywhere than fly. Flying is definately quicker, and by the numbers, driving is more dangerous, but at least with driving you have the capability to stop when and wherever you so please. You're in control. Flying is unreliable, and a pain in the ass. Planes have a time and place...but still. Just my opinion. Tell me what you think. I'm curious. Leave a comment!

Also, thank yous go out to all the wonderful people in Virginia that made my trip so amazing. Love you all!

(C) 2006 Sean Slater (Screw United Airlines and Canadair!) All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified.

How To Handle A Heat Wave:

At a bare minimum make it look good.

Then step around the decoration and look for the substance.

Fifteen minutes of a drug is fifteen minutes too long or too short. And fame finds its way through twenty-first century clutter.

We make it past the mid mark mildly. Only so many shopping seasons left and so little time. Shoplifters long for lost love.

I loot local libraries looking for the goods. Non-fiction masquerades as fiction, novels lie about their novelty.

I spot some inspiration, search for my notebook and secure sentences with blue ink dispensed from a medium point pen.

Neither good nor bad, neither a scoundrel nor an honest man, neither a hero nor an insect. I make a note to myself from the underground.

But life isn't simply the choice of choosing between being a hero or an insect. At least not all the time.

In a world where one must invent a life in order to live, I keep my dreams delusional, my senses surreal and my social life sensational.

Some lessons are obvious. Some less so. But life experience is a matter of fleshing out the insides.

To two-step between public good and private greed involves too much dexterity. Egos are built to win. To each his own outline.

Handling heat waves is hot occupation. I hock my goods and hawk my commerce like my art depended on it.

And so it does. In grand graffiti daydreams, I gravitate toward dope droppings and deal in day to day outtakes. But I'm making headway. So there.

(C) 2006 Buford Youthward. All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified.