Life As Seen By Cynical...

I found this in a person's profile...And I was so "moved" by it that I decided to write my own version.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

As we grow up (Some of us faster than other...Hell, some never grow up), we learn that the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down, will always be the one to do it (unless you have a butler, then he did it). You will have your heart broken more than once...especially if you give it away easily. You'll break hearts too, but don't regret it too much...it's simply a waste of time. If you fight with your best friend, they weren't worth it after all...so take back all the crap you gave them. Don't worry if you blame a new love for things an old one did, chances are they're going to do it to you anyways. If you cry because time is passing too fast, drive faster...it makes things appear to slow down, and you always lose the person you love. Take a picture...it'll last longer than your memory, laugh...'cause someone's gotta see the humour in all of this, and love like you've...well...nevermind. Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back...but just remember: There are 1440 minutes in a day...and the average person lives 12,000 days, so that's just one out of 17,280,000 and personally...I think I should be entitled to a minuscule amount. That having been said, don't be afraid that your life will end...be afraid that it will end at the hands of a chainsaw-wielding fiend wearing a mask of human skin...'cause that would kinda suck. Be careful what you wish for...















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